This is a collection of all the writing I've ever done, the good the bad and the ugly. Also the fugly, the mofugly, and the really really bad stuff, like poetry.

I'm using Dokuwiki because I haven't found any other way to organize the ~500,000 words I've written. (That's not an exaggeration, by the way. Even if most of it is mofugly.

I am starting this project on September 22nd, 2021, the day after the autumnal equinox. I'm telling you this so that if you find the website and there's only, like, three things posted, you know the project was an utter failure.

I'll try to update the sidebar as I go, too. Enjoy.

P.S. I also have a blog: http://www.bukkhead.com/blog/ which I will keep for the time being.

The Mister #monologue #absurd

Carmen Electra #absurd #wordassociation

SCUM Manifesto, a book review #reviews #screed

Don't Destroy Universes Over Spilt Milk #writingprompts #absurd

Actually, She's An Aquarius, But Gemini Makes the Joke Work Better #personalessay #medium

The King is I #fantasy #silly

Look Up There! #monologue #wordswordswords

Please Follow These Instructions Carefully #silly #rules

Celebrating February 24th #reviews #wordswordsword #silly

I Came Upon My Beverly, Clearly #poetry #satire #adult

Kitchen Rules #satire

The Xirtam #satire #monologue #scifi

Speed Dating #monologue #vampires #gonowhere

Biffy's Eulogy #meta #metaasfuck

Everything Sucks in the Rain #personal

Combat Wombat

A Can of Peas

Desmond Tutu Wore a Tutu to Tango

How to Write a Novel

Cogito Argot Sum

Full Frontal Cottage

Full Disclosure

instagram reporting

How to Draw a Banana

Tantra Flopp'n

Horrorscope

Your Writing Pseudonym

Super Is As Super Does

New Holiday

Matchup

Month of Frankensteins

Nursery Rhyme Mumble Rap

Life's a Gift, Ain't It?