Mary had little Lamb
fleece was white as snow and
followed her school one day
I don't know else to say

She should talk lil bo peep
that girl gone lost her sheep
leave 'em lone back again
shave that shit cardigan

Miss Muffet whatsa tuffet?
eating her curds and whey
I don't know else to say
'cept maybe what the fuck's whey

spider came sat his ass down
Muffet ran scared-ass clown
spider shrug ate some curd
no he dii'n that's absurd

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Mary Mary, quite contrary
what's that mean, that word contrary
nursery rhyme vocabulary
too hard my brain's a strawberry

Jack so nimble Jack so quick
Jack jump o'er that candlestick
why he do that I don't know
he don't got Nintendo

Speaking of Jack Horner Jack
corner Jack that fool's whack
Christmas pie thumb pull out plum
use a fork Jack don't be dumb

Mary Mack dressed in black
silver buttons down her back
Bought that shit at a thrift store
that make Mary Macklemore

Mary gots man name Blue
Y'all know what that fool can do
Lil man blue come blow your horn
nah hol' up wait that sound like porn

(chorus)

ABCDEFG HIJKLmnoP
QRST an TUV dubya ex den Y den Z
Now I know All of it
It's yo turn sing dat shit.

Jack and Jill aint paid they bill
fetch some water up that hill
they fall down bus'Jack's head
Now Jill sad cuz Jack is dead

Hickory Dick'ry doc
mouse run up old ass clock
clock struck one what' that mean
I don't know I can't read

Twinkle twink li'le star
I wonder what you are
diamond bling up so high
I smoke weed, so am I

Rocka baby in tree top
when branch break baby drop
bus' his head make a mess
someone call CPS

'Nother Jack name Jack Sprat
Lean Cuisine, di'n' get fat
Got a wife, ninja please
She type two dibeetees

Itsy spider water spout
Rain done come, wash him out
Spiders can't swim, use yo head
Fuck that spout, spider's dead