Bukkhead Creative Writing

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Nursery Rhyme Mumble Rap

Mary had little Lamb

fleece was white as snow and

followed her school one day

I don't know else to say

She should talk lil bo peep

that girl gone lost her sheep

leave 'em lone back again

shave that shit cardigan

Miss Muffet whatsa tuffet?

eating her curds and whey

I don't know else to say

'cept maybe what the fuck's whey

spider came sat his ass down

Muffet ran scared-ass clown

spider shrug ate some curd

no he dii'n that's absurd

(chorus)

Mary Mary, quite contrary

what's that mean, that word contrary

nursery rhyme vocabulary

too hard my brain's a strawberry

Jack so nimble Jack so quick

Jack jump o'er that candlestick

why he do that I don't know

he don't got Nintendo

Speaking of Jack Horner Jack

corner Jack that fool's whack

Christmas pie thumb pull out plum

use a fork Jack don't be dumb

Mary Mack dressed in black

silver buttons down her back

Bought that shit at a thrift store

that make Mary Macklemore

Mary gots man name Blue

Y'all know what that fool can do

Lil man blue come blow your horn

nah hol' up wait that sound like porn

(chorus)

ABCDEFG HIJKLmnoP

QRST an TUV dubya ex den Y den Z

Now I know All of it

It's yo turn sing dat shit.

Jack and Jill aint paid they bill

fetch some water up that hill

they fall down bus'Jack's head

Now Jill sad cuz Jack is dead

Hickory Dick'ry doc

mouse run up old ass clock

clock struck one what' that mean

I don't know I can't read

Twinkle twink li'le star

I wonder what you are

diamond bling up so high

I smoke weed, so am I

Rocka baby in tree top

when branch break baby drop

bus' his head make a mess

someone call CPS

'Nother Jack name Jack Sprat

Lean Cuisine, di'n' get fat

Got a wife, ninja please

She type two dibeetees

Itsy spider water spout

Rain done come, wash him out

Spiders can't swim, use yo head

Fuck that spout, spider's dead