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-Look up There!
+====== Look up There! ======
-Look up there! On top of that building! No, not that one, that one! Right there! No, next to that one. Yes, the brown one. I know, they're all brown, the browner one. Yes, that one. No, up on top! The top part of the top! Not the water tower! The top part of the top below the water tower top! Fine, below the top of the water tower, but above where the bottom of the water tower would be if we could see it. Yes I'm sure it's there! How else would the water tower be there if it didn't have a bottom for the top to be on top of? No it's no an optical illuson god damn it will you just fucking look! That guy! What is he doing up there.
-Yes, I can see he's playing the ukulele. Ooh koo lay lay, whatever. I can see that. I mean why is he doing that? What do you mean why did I say what and not why? People say what are you doing all the time when they already know what they're doing, which is why sometimes assholes say things back like, standing here, or breathing, or talking to you. I don't know, it's an idiom or a tautology or something. I didn't major in linguistics! What is the reason for that guy up there playing the ukelele. Ooh koo lay lay, whatever, who cares, fuck, do you think he's going to jump?
+Look up there! On top of that building! No, not that one, that one! Right there! No, next to that one. Yes, the brown one. I know, they're all brown, the browner one. Yes, that one. No, up on top! The top part of the top! Not the water tower! The top part of the top below the water tower top! Fine, below the top of the water tower, but above where the bottom of the water tower would be if we could see it. Yes I'm sure it's there! How else would the water tower be there if it didn't have a bottom for the top to be on top of? No it's no an optical illusion god damn it will you just fucking look! That guy! What is he doing up there.
+Yes, I can see he's playing the ukulele. Ooh koo lay lay, whatever. I can see that. I mean why is he doing that? What do you mean why did I say what and not why? People say what are you doing all the time when they already know what they're doing, which is why sometimes assholes say things back like, standing here, or breathing, or talking to you. I don't know, it's an idiom or a tautology or something. I didn't major in linguistics! What is the reason for that guy up there playing the ukulele. Ooh koo lay lay, whatever, who cares, fuck, do you think he's going to jump?
 Me neither. I mean I have no idea either. I've never played a yoo-- a stringed instrument before. Yes, I took piano lessons when I was in grade school, so? Yes, I know they have strings inside them. But no one calls them a stringed instrument. Okay fine, maybe some people do, but I don't. What the hell does that have to do with it? Lots of people pronounce it yoo koo lay lee, just because someone says ooh koo lay lay doesn't mean they would call a piano a stringed instrument, okay? I didn't fucking major in fucking music either, okay? What? English, I majored in fucking English, what does that even have to do with-

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