|
Okay everyone, it's about the time again, interview time. Yeah, I know, you want to hear some more of those rockin beats. Well, listen up baby's, a lot of that music that drives you to work in the morning and brings you home at night wouldn't be possible without the man I have in the studio with me today. So I need you turn your radio's UP and give a listen because with me now, down from way below the ground, red horns and all, he's even got that nasty little pitch fork, it's SATAN!
Thanks.
Hey, it's really good to have you here, Satan.
Thanks
Lucifer.
Yeah.
Lord of the Flies
Yup, That's me.
Father of Lies.
Well, heh, yeah.
The Devil, as it were.
Oh yes,
So, Lucifer. Lucy? Can I call you Lucy?
Whatever floats your boat there, Chippy.
Okay, Luce. Let's get right too this. Evil. It's your bag, it's your thing. And it's so, I don't know, 1987. But you're keeping it real. How do you do it?
Well, what can I say? It's really all that I know, you know?
Uhuh
I mean, I've been doing it for well on 10 millenia now, and heck, I was doing it before the Big Man even invented time, so., you know
So it's what you're all about.
Yeah, pretty much.
Groovy. Do you ever get fed up with the playas and the hatas out there, trying to cop yo devil style?
Well, sometimes. I mean, there's so many amateurs out there, and they just don't get it right. I mean, the mass murderers and the rapist and the terrorists?
Assholes
Yeah, sure, every last one of them. But that's not what evil, true evil, REAL evil is all about. That's just cruelty, depravity, perversion, stupidity if you will
Which is not your bag...
Heh, don't get me wrong, Chippy, I like a nice bacon and fetus sandwich as much as the next guy, I mean, come one! I'm Satan!
Ha ha ha
Yeah! But, real evil is about the seduction, not the destruction. It's about warping someone's will, not makin him bleed. Besides, when it comes to mass destruction, no one can hold an H-Bomb to the Big G
But do these loser who do all the wack nonsense, do they go, in fact, to hell?
Yes they do! And I'm sure to lay it down for them when they get there. Like that Hitler guy. He drops in like he's, you know, God's gift to Hell, And I'm all like, 6 million Jews? Nice try, but now I show you how we do it Big Beelzebub Style.
Niiiice. Where is he now?
Who, Hitler?
Yeah
Oh, we've got him spread over 4 of the circles, uh, let's see, we're just got done with the 50 years of red hot feces in his throat and now were moving to the 5000 years of red hot feces in his throat and eyeballs.
You like to mix it up down there?
Yeah, we try to keep it fresh. Don't want folks getting used to it!
Cool.
You dig what I'm sayin?
Loud and clear, Lucy, loud and clear. So, movin' on, something I was mentioning from before. Is it true, what they say? Rock musicians sell their souls to you?
Oh sure, all the time.
Can you give me some examples?
Well, you know, contracts and all, non disclosure agreements, lawyer stuff.
Ooh, there's the real evil.
Ha ha ha, don't get me started on lawyers, Chippy!
Yeah, I'll bet
We're thinking of opening a 10th circle!
Ha ha ha. You're too much, Luce. Well, I think that's about all the time we have. I want to give a great big THANK YOU to the father of lies, Holy Enemy number one, SATAN, for coming into our studios today.
Hey, It was my pleasure. I really enjoyed it.
Thanks, Baby. Alright, some messages from the sponsors, and then stick around for the Friday At Five WACK Commute Pack, and Just for you Satan, we're doing Six Hundred and Sixty Six songs in a row!
Gosh
Just playin--our sponsors would kill us. Just the usual 12. Thanks folks. Goodnight!
|