Yes, decorum, Hank, I said it, and if you’d been payin’ mind to Abe’s initiatives, you’d know we’re sneakin vocab into Media Control, part of Operation Topsy Turvey. Abe, you want to update us on that, since we’re on the subject? Good, so you’ve got the Hollywood elites and the independents doin’ word shifts towards monosyllabics, and uppin’ the SAT words in the reality shows, excellent. Any problems with that, resistance from the Jews? No? They’re still perpetuated as the stereotypes running East and West Coast visual arts, right though? Okay good. We need to keep that one going, it’s only halfway through the two hundred year plan.

And there’s a nice segue—the middle East. Now, Kendrick, I got word that the Arab Spring has thrown a few wrenches into the redistribution of land rights, putting a small delay in things. Now, now, taker easy, Kendo, we ain’t gwinter chuck ya into the scorpion pit just yet. We knew the middle east was set to a slow simmer when we started with the Shah back in ’79. Hell, boy, why do you think we set up Isreal and Palestine, not to mention that mess back in ’05? Nineteen, that is. Your safeguards are still in place, I assume. Good, that’s what I like to hear. We got three false second comings planned for early 24th century—no, Leron, that’s not operation Buck Rogers, you’re thinking of the moon shot, that’s different—where was I? Oh, yeah, Kenny, so long as we can maintain the factionalism for a few hundred more years, we’re fine. Fact, if I didn’t know better, I’d say Arab Spring was our idea!

Okay, y’all had your laughin, let’s move on. Uh, lessee, Hollis, gold prices? Nice job orchestrating the dip, we got a few suicides out of that, nothing major, but a few hopeful threads. Our man in Brooklyn says he’s got this kid, son of a broker who killed himself, who’s got real potential, might be able to set him up with another Occupy thing when he’s of age in ten years or so. So well done on that. Bonds are looking good, too, although I don’t think we rocked the boat enough on the Facebook thing. What do y’all think, should we wreck a few servers, give ‘em a few easy legislation changes, get their stock to bounce back and forth for a few months? We can put it to a vote? All in favor? Okay then, Macadam, that’s you, have your team push the Honorable Upton on the energy and commerce committee, but leave the hookers out of it this time, we’ve got those weakened fibers implanted in his heart and we don’t want any kind of infarction leading to their discovery.

Okay, I’ll admit it, we do own all the doctors in DC, but who knows, he’s liable to wander off to some drinkwater in Tennessee and hook up with a trailer park princess we don’t know about until it’s too late. I do not want another John F on my our hands. That replacement wasn’t very good and the assassination was a shambles. But I’m preaching to the choir.

Kinda ironic, how we sit here in this shack and control most of the major world’s religions, pretty much every government, and all the world’s financials, not to mention every left wing wack-job celebrity from here to Sundance to bollywood, but we can’t keep an eye on all the strange quiff right here in our own backyard. Makes you-- really, Mobeth, really? You’re going to have a fourth danish? You think them things grow on trees? Yes, we control the world’s wealth, and we don’t do it just to throw diabetes pills at you. Now siddown. Thank you.

Now I lost my train of thought. Oh, right, thank you Shelby. The NRA and Al Qaeda. Now, we’ve had, what, fifteen different uncontrolled entities claiming to be members of Al Qaeda, and we’ve managed to silence each one. As far as the NRA knows it, Al Q is a real organization and not just a series of empty financial transactions being chased by the CIA. Stop giggling, Chandler, this is serious. You’d think the man who screwed up the CIA distribution of drugs in Harlem would be a little more respectful. Yeah, I know the vote to have you flayed and tossed into a volcano missed by one, but still, just cause you’re still alive don’t mean you got the right to interrupt my meeting.

Yes, my meeting god damnit. I’m in charge this month, Tavis has the annual, then it’s Abe, then we vote on the next 12 chairmen, sorry, Darlene, chairpeople. Same as always. Give it a few decades, you might get reinstated, Chandler. Do something special, like Hollis did with the gold.

What? Is it another powerpoint slide deck? You know how we hate those. Okay, posterboard, good. Is it on the agenda? Ah, nevermind, go ahead then. No, go on, you seem so eager, Chandler. Show us what you’re thinking. Go on, Chandler, you look fit to bust.

Well, that is interesting. And this Harry kid, he’s from where? England? You think that’s going to work? I see. New Direction, you call ‘em. Well, we do need to shift some of the focus away from that Bieber fiasco. Shall we put it to a vote? Abe, is this going to fit or clash with anything you got coming up? Mobeth, you want to just go ahead and snarf down that fretter instead of hiding it in your shirt?

Alright then, it’s all yours Chandler. Don’t screw it up. We’re still cleaning up the whole Michael Jackson thing. Which reminds me-- somebody sent a text to Elvis. we need him to make another appearance in Texas. They’re getting too big for their britches again, we need to take ‘em down a notch or two. Like Florida.

Okay, meeting adjourned, then. I’ll see y’all next month.