Would you do ---? What? Would you do ---? Would you do her? Who? You know! ---. The one with the big ---. Oh. ---. Yeah. Would you do her? Nah. What? You know, ---! She's got the gigantic ---. Humongous! Nah, I'm not into ---. But hers.! I mean. Enormous! Nah. C'mon, man! We're talking galactic. No, I'm more into ---, or ---. No you're not. I am. --- didn't have huge ---. Oh yes she did, my friend. No way. Yes way. ---'s ---. Dynamic. No. Don't get me wrong, man, I wasn't ---. I just know what I see. And ---'s ---? No sireee. Sorry, buddy, but you were disillusioned. Listen. I know. Maybe you were looking, but I was ---. And I know. Really? Listen. One time we were at her place, right? A little ---, a little ---, some ---. Right? So then we went over to the ---, and I started to ---. No! You ---! Yes! And she's all like, "---! --- --- ---!" I'll bet. And so I start to, you know ---. Pervert. Lay off! Anyway, I'm ---, okay, and next thing I know. ---! ---? Yeah, all the way to the floor. Oh god, I wish I could have been there. If you were, I would have kicked your ---. Okay, so okay, maybe you're right. ---'s --- on a scale of one to ten? Richter scale? Yeah. 7.5. Oh my god. I couldn't handle that. Yes you could. So you wouldn't do ---. No. Well, I wouldn't do ---. And she wouldn't do you, either. Who says? Yeah right! You'd probably ---, and then ---, and she'd be all "---!" --- you, man. Tell me I'm lying. She's not like that. I'm not like that either. I'm ---. What about ---? What about her? You told me you used to --- her in every --- and --- this side of ---. That was her idea, man, not me. Yeah, right. I bet. Who's idea was it to ---? I told you that? No, I heard it from ---. That ---! And what about the time you --- went --- and your --- ---. That is a lie. --- just tells people that because she wouldn't --- so I dumped her. See what I mean? --- probably wouldn't --- you the first time you asked, anyway. Well, good. I only do --- that decide to --- me on their own. Asshole. Hey, at least I don't ---. Hey, you learn how to ---, and maybe they'll ---. No thanks, man, it ain't worth it. Whatever. So you wouldn't do ---. I said, no. What if she her --- weren't so big. Nah. But she's got nice ---, and ---. You said you liked ---. I know, but her --- is too ---, she's --- in the ---, and whenever she ---, I bet her --- ---, and I do not need that in my life right now. But this is just hypothetical. I mean, just once. Just once? Yeah. A bunch of people are at a ---, --- with loud music or whatever, there's --- and ---, one thing leads to another. would you? I don't know. I'd have to be pretty ---. But you'd --- anybody if you were --- enough. No I wouldn't. I wouldn't do --- for all the --- in the world. Nobody would. You know what I meant. Well, what about ---? She's gets plenty of ---, 3 or 4 every ---, and I wouldn't even --- her with your ---. Why not? She's got your --- and ---. She's also got ---. No ---! Really? Since when? Since she and --- were --- with --- that time in ---. Him too? He's got ---? That's what they say. Oh, man. He did ---! Yeah? Yeah? Aw, man, all that huge --- gone to waste! Use ---. I'd rather --- a ---. ---. Well, I can still ---. Twice a day, three times on Saturdays. --- you. Tell me I'm lying. Asshole. . So, what about ---? Would you do her? ---? With the --- ---? Yeah. Maybe.
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