====== Bukkhead Creative Writing ======

This is a collection of all the writing I've ever done, the good the bad and the ugly. Also the fugly, the mofugly, and the really really bad stuff, like poetry.

I'm using Dokuwiki because I haven't found any other way to organize the ~500,000 words I've written. (That's not an exaggeration, by the way. Even if most of it is mofugly.

I am starting this project on September 22nd, 2021, the day after the autumnal equinox. I'm telling you this so that if you find the website and there's only, like, three things posted, you know the project was an utter failure.

I'll try to update [[sidebar|the sidebar]] as I go, too. Enjoy.

P.S. I also have a blog: http://www.bukkhead.com/blog/ which I will keep for the time being.

===== Recently Written, in the Past Year Or Two or So or Maybe Three: =====

[[The Mister|The Mister]] #monologue #absurd

[[Carmen Electra|Carmen Electra]] #absurd #wordassociation

[[SCUM Manifesto, a book review|SCUM Manifesto, a book review]] #reviews #screed

[[Don't Destroy Universes Over Spilt Milk|Don't Destroy Universes Over Spilt Milk]] #writingprompts #absurd

[[Actually, She's An Aquarius, But Gemini Makes the Joke Work Better|Actually, She's An Aquarius, But Gemini Makes the Joke Work Better]] #personalessay #medium

[[The King is I|The King is I]] #fantasy #silly

[[Look Up There!]] #monologue #wordswordswords

[[Please Follow These Instructions Carefully|Please Follow These Instructions Carefully]] #silly #rules

[[Celebrating February 24th|Celebrating February 24th]] #reviews #wordswordsword #silly

[[I Came Upon My Beverly, Clearly|I Came Upon My Beverly, Clearly]] #poetry #satire #adult

[[Kitchen Rules|Kitchen Rules]] #satire

[[The Xirtam|The Xirtam]] #satire #monologue #scifi

[[Speed Dating|Speed Dating]] #monologue #vampires #gonowhere

[[Biffy's Eulogy|Biffy's Eulogy]] #meta #metaasfuck

[[Everything Sucks in the Rain|]] #personal

[[Combat Wombat|Combat Wombat]]

[[A Can of Peas|A Can of Peas]]

[[Desmond Tutu Wore a Tutu to Tango|Desmond Tutu Wore a Tutu to Tango]]

[[How to Write a Novel|How to Write a Novel]]

[[Cogito Argot Sum|Cogito Argot Sum]]

[[Full Frontal Cottage|Full Frontal Cottage]]

[[Full Disclosure|Full Disclosure]]

[[instagram reporting|instagram reporting]]

[[How to Draw a Banana|	How to Draw a Banana]]

[[Tantra Flopp'n|Tantra Flopp'n]]

[[Horrorscope|Horrorscope]]

[[Your Writing Pseudonym|Your Writing Pseudonym]]

[[Super Is As Super Does|Super Is As Super Does]]

[[New Holiday|New Holiday]]

[[Matchup!|Matchup]]

[[Month of Frankensteins!|Month of Frankensteins]]

[[Nursery Rhyme Mumble Rap!|Nursery Rhyme Mumble Rap]]

[[Life's a Gift, Ain't It?!|Life's a Gift, Ain't It?]]