====== Nursery Rhyme Mumble Rap ======

Mary had little Lamb\\
fleece was white as snow and\\
followed her school one day\\
I don't know else to say

She should talk lil bo peep\\
that girl gone lost her sheep\\
leave 'em lone back again\\
shave that shit cardigan

Miss Muffet whatsa tuffet?\\
eating her curds and whey\\
I don't know else to say\\
'cept maybe what the fuck's whey

spider came sat his ass down\\
Muffet ran scared-ass clown\\
spider shrug ate some curd\\
no he dii'n that's absurd

(chorus)\\
Mary Mary, quite contrary\\
what's that mean, that word contrary\\
nursery rhyme vocabulary\\
too hard my brain's a strawberry

Jack so nimble Jack so quick\\
Jack jump o'er that candlestick\\
why he do that I don't know\\
he don't got Nintendo

Speaking of Jack Horner Jack\\
corner Jack that fool's whack\\
Christmas pie thumb pull out plum\\
use a fork Jack don't be dumb

Mary Mack dressed in black\\
silver buttons down her back\\
Bought that shit at a thrift store\\
that make Mary Macklemore

Mary gots man name Blue\\
Y'all know what that fool can do\\
Lil man blue come blow your horn\\
nah hol' up wait that sound like porn

(chorus)

ABCDEFG HIJKLmnoP\\
QRST an TUV dubya ex den Y den Z\\
Now I know All of it\\
It's yo turn sing dat shit.

Jack and Jill aint paid they bill\\
fetch some water up that hill\\
they fall down bus'Jack's head\\
Now Jill sad cuz Jack is dead

Hickory Dick'ry doc\\
mouse run up old ass clock\\
clock struck one what' that mean\\
I don't know I can't read

Twinkle twink li'le star\\
I wonder what you are\\
diamond bling up so high\\
I smoke weed, so am I

Rocka baby in tree top\\
when branch break baby drop\\
bus' his head make a mess\\
someone call CPS

'Nother Jack name Jack Sprat\\
Lean Cuisine, di'n' get fat\\
Got a wife, ninja please\\
She type two dibeetees

Itsy spider water spout\\
Rain done come, wash him out\\
Spiders can't swim, use yo head\\
Fuck that spout, spider's dead