Here is a list of every short story I’ve ever written. Almost. Go to www.bukkhead.com/rwt to see the website itself. Or, mouseover the menu “Rife With Typos” above to see a list of stories published this year, viewable in this WordPress format.
Most Recent Story: August 25th, 2010
— | 1-800-Get-Back | 945 | Abrir Los Brazos Como Se Abren Los Ojos | Addicted to Running but Didn’t Realize it until He Got a Bad Cramp and Had to Stop | Allusions | An Amnesic Does the New York Times Crossword Puzzle | The Arm | Bad Motorcycalia | Baghdad Etude | Ballad of the Almost | The Barely Tale | Batman Quits | The Best Pie in Town | Beware of the Doug | Big Mac with Fries | Billy Bob Thornton | Blood Thicker | Breakfast of Mushrooms | Broke my Trigger Finger | A Bucket of Fried Chicken | Calculus Calculus | Celebrate Bloodless Coup | The Celerity Club | Chapter Seven | The Chess Game | Chivalry | Christmas Story | The Clothes that Women Wear | Congratulations | Consumption Is the Definition of Food | A Conversation | Corny Love Poem, 2000 | Cougars, Tigers, and Milfs, Oh My | Cowards in the Face of Time | Cowboy Coffee | Cuadrado Punto | Dana’s Got Hips | David Meets Gloria | A Day in the Life of the Earl | Dear Son | Depth of Meaning in an Apparently Simple Poem | Dex Boulder | Dilemma | Dinnertime | Dodecon’s Butch | Don’t Tell Mr. Peterson | Do the Math, Waco | Doug | Duncan Heights | Elevator | The Embrace | Encore! | Everybody Misses Victoria | An Exciting Tale | Execution Requires Preparation | Existential Job | Extradition | Fatigues | A Fine Day In Our Department Store | Fingers and Toes | A Flesh Eating Zombie Climbs The Empire State Building | For Doris | For Edgar Sex | The Frank and Zombie Show | From Swanson’s Le Roy Qui ne Peut pas Marcher | Genesis | A Ghost in the Sun | Gnivigsknaht | A Good Man is Hard to Fine for Jaywalking | Gravy Stains | Halloween Story | Homicide Epistles | Hopscotch | Hortense Goes for a Walk | The House Seller | How Would You Like to Go to Mars? | If You Believe in Cause and Effect | I Love Roger | Impossible Escape | In Their Own Words: Famous Dutch Philosophers | It’s March 28th, 2005 | It’s A Symbol | I Used to Write All The Time | James Brown | The Jeff Webb Blues | John 11:35 | John Smith | Just a Pipe | Karate-Chop Jones | Kathy Scotland | Kleesh | Kow Pow | The Last Days Of Amile Leadbetter | Letter of Recommendation for Victoria Sevilla | Lev Grettel, Crucifixion Specialist | Life Without Chairs | Loser Chic | Louis Manger | Make Believe is Fun | Man of the House Now | A Minor Incident at Parkwood and 45th | Missing Jesse | Movie Review: Spice World | Murdering Our Mothers | My Illegal Aliens | My Sister Sam | Never His Father’s Son | Neverything’s the Same | Night Terror | No One Escaped | No, I’m Not | Nobody Got Killed | Nostalgia Means Now Tastes Bad | One/Every/One Thing | The Only Damn Love Story I Hope I Ever Write | The Opposite of Angst | The Packaging Costs More than the Food | Page 193-195 of The Norton Anthology of Self-Indulgent White Boy Writers | Pearls Before Swine | A Perfect Conversation | The Perfect Crime: Perfect Justice | Permutations | Phil’s Bed and Breakfast | The Phone | Queen’s Gambit | Rain | A Resurrection | Reverse Stalking | Rocks | Ross Lytton Says | Running Away | Scalene | The Scare Crow | Scary Algebra Story | Scary English Class Story | Scary Sock-Hop Story | The Secret Red Book | Seduction | September 18th, 1994 | She Said | The Slave Ship | The Sleek Silver Robot | Sometime Around Eight in the Evening | The Soul-Ship Raven in the Pendragon Star System | Special Delivery | Spirit | The Squirrel Interviews Satan | Still Life With Zombie | Sting the Bees | Storm In Winter | A Story with Sex In | Suicide Fantasies | The Summer Job | The Sun is Shining and it is Raining | Sung Lee’s | Supper | The Tale of Albert Hand | Ted? Don’t You Love Me Anymore? | Thanksgiving Story | Thank You for Banking with First National | There is Nothing in My Head | The Things People Will Do | Three Kinds of Love | Three Quarks for Muster Mark | Throwing Stones | A Thursday Night in July | Thus He Spake of Adoration | The To Be Verb Killed Kurt Cobain | Too Many Toes | Tooth and Nail | The Town Council Meeting | Try | The Turbine | Two Learnéd English Gentleman | A Vampiric History: Cerrick and Iggy | Waiter | Waiting for Michelle | Welcome to The Infinite Robot World | Welcome to Lou’s Bar | | When the Tough Get Going | William Johnson | The Wind Off the Bay | Wine, Women, and Song | Women and Men | You Too, Steve? | Zombies Were People Too | Zomnambulism
Award Winners
Throwing Stones 1st Prize, Short Story Over 2000 Words, Phelan Awards, 1998
Sung Lee’s 1st Prize for the first section, “Marge,” Short Story Under 2000 Words, Phelan Awards, 1998
Duncan Heights 3rd Prize, Short Story Over 2000 Words, Phelan Awards, 1999
Broke my Trigger Finger 2nd Prize, Short Story Under 2000 Words, Phelan Awards, 1999
Running Away 2nd Prize, Short Story Over 2000 Words, Phelan Awards, 2000
The Best Pie in Town 2nd Prize, Short Story Under 2000 Words, Phelan Awards, 2000
Stories Written After 2001
1-800-Get-Back | Batman Quits | If You Believe in Cause and Effect | A Perfect Conversation | Billy Bob Thornton | Welcome to The Infinite Robot World | I Used to Write All The Time | It’s March 28th, 2005 | Kleesh | Permutations | The Squirrel Interviews Satan | Thank You for Banking with First National | The Frank and Zombie Show | Zombies Were People Too | How Would You Like to Go to Mars? | Still Life With Zombie | Loser Chic | My Sister Sam | Existential Job | John 11:35 | You Too, Steve? | Zomnambulism | The House Seller | A Day in the Life of the Earl | Too Many Toes | The Town Council Meeting | A Fine Day In Our Department Store | A Resurrection | Kow Pow | Dex Boulder | The Opposite of Angst | Bad Motorcycalia | Do the Math, Waco | Lev Grettel, Crucifixion Specialist | A Minor Incident at Parkwood and 45th | My Illegal Aliens | Reverse Stalking | When the Tough Get Going | The Secret Red Book | Tooth and Nail | Special Delivery | Cowboy Coffee | Cougars, Tigers, and Milfs, Oh My | Addicted to Running but Didn’t Realize it until He Got a Bad Cramp and Had to Stop | The Sleek Silver Robot | An Amnesic Does the New York Times Crossword Puzzle | John Smith | Sung Lee’s | Karate-Chop Jones | A Good Man is Hard to Fine for Jaywalking | Beware of the Doug | A Flesh Eating Zombie Climbs The Empire State Building | Abrir Los Brazos Como Se Abren Los Ojos | A Bucket of Fried Chicken | Extradition | Suicide Fantasies | Duncan Heights | The Arm | Running Away | Throwing Stones | Cuadrado Punto | A Thursday Night in July | The Best Pie in Town | Broke my Trigger Finger | Fatigues | Fingers and Toes | Life Without Chairs | The Soul-Ship Raven in the Pendragon Star System | Thus He Spake of Adoration | Kleesh | Zombies Were People Too | You Too, Steve? | The Sleek Silver Robot
Stories in the Second Person
September 18th, 1994 | Sometime Around Eight in the Evening | The Summer Job | A Thursday Night in July | How Would You Like to Go to Mars?
Science Fiction and Fantasy Stories
The Barely Tale | Celebrate Bloodless Coup | Cowards in the Face of Time | An Exciting Tale | Genesis | Make Believe is Fun | Waiting for Michelle | The Sleek Silver Robot
Holiday Stories
Christmas Story | Halloween Story | Thanksgiving Story
Stories about Love, Relationships, Crushes, etc.
Ted? Don’t You Love Me Anymore? | Waiting for Michelle | Allusions | Baghdad Etude | Blood Thicker | Chapter Seven | Chivalry | Corny Love Poem, 2000 | Dana’s Got Hips | David Meets Gloria | Dilemma | Duncan Heights | For Doris | I Love Roger | It’s A Symbol | Never His Father’s Son | The Only Damn Love Story I Hope I Ever Write | Scalene | She Said | The Tale of Albert Hand | Three Kinds of Love | Waiter | Women and Men
Stories with Zombies in Them
A Flesh Eating Zombie Climbs The Empire State Building | The Frank and Zombie Show | Zombies Were People Too | Still Life With Zombie | Zomnambulism | A Resurrection | Special Delivery
Stories with Vampires in Them
The Celerity Club | Dinnertime | The Embrace | Halloween Story | A Vampiric History: Cerrick and Iggy
Stories with Other Supernatural Elements in Them
All Children In His Eyes | The Arm | A Day in the Life of the Earl | A Ghost in the Sun | A Good Man is Hard to Fine for Jaywalking | The House Seller | Scary Algebra Story | Scary English Class Story | Scary Sock-Hop Story | Storm In Winter | Tooth and Nail
Stories of an Experimental Nature
A Flesh Eating Zombie Climbs The Empire State Building | — | The Barely Tale | 945 | Abrir Los Brazos Como Se Abren Los Ojos | Big Mac with Fries | A Bucket of Fried Chicken | Everybody Misses Victoria | Extradition | Gnivigsknaht | Karate-Chop Jones | No, I’m Not | The Packaging Costs More than the Food | The Slave Ship | Sting the Bees | Suicide Fantasies | Wine, Women, and Song | Thank You for Banking with First National | Dex Boulder | Tooth and Nail |
Fake Scholarship
Corny Love Poem, 2000 | Cuadrado Punto | Dodecon’s Butch | From Swanson’s Le Roy Qui ne Peut pas Marcher | In Their Own Words: Famous Dutch Philosophers | Letter of Recommendation for Victoria Sevilla | Page 193-195 of The Norton Anthology of Self-Indulgent White Boy Writers | Thus He Spake of Adoration | Depth of Meaning in an Apparently Simple Poem
Insincere Mockery of Creative Non-Fiction
If You Believe in Cause and Effect | Billy Bob Thornton | It’s March 28th, 2005 | The Frank and Zombie Show | Still Life With Zombie | My Sister Sam | Existential Job | John 11:35 |
Stories that are Merely Dialogues
— | The Chess Game | A Conversation | Nostalgia Means Now Tastes Bad | Ted? Don’t You Love Me Anymore? | The Turbine | Two Learnéd English Gentleman | Women and Men | The Squirrel Interviews Satan
Stories with Children in Them
Make Believe is Fun | The Arm | A Flesh Eating Zombie Climbs The Empire State Building | Scary Algebra Story | Scary English Class Story | Scary Sock-Hop Story | Doug | Hopscotch | Just a Pipe | Missing Jesse | Queen’s Gambit | Rocks | Running Away | Throwing Stones | Still Life With Zombie | My Sister Sam
Stories that are Merely Character Sketches
Doug | James Brown | John Smith | Kathy Scotland | Louis Manger | Sung Lee’s | William Johnson | Karate-Chop Jones | A Good Man is Hard to Fine for Jaywalking | Beware of the Doug | Hortense Goes for a Walk | The Jeff Webb Blues | No One Escaped | The Scare Crow
Stories that are Not Very Good, Really
Missing Jesse | Storm In Winter | Neverything’s the Same | Louis Manger | The Last Days Of Amile Leadbetter | Doug | Rocks | Night Terror | Encore! | A Vampiric History: Cerrick and Iggy | Queen’s Gambit | The Clothes that Women Wear | William Johnson | Execution Requires Preparation | Celebrate Bloodless Coup | A Ghost in the Sun | Dear Son | Allusions | Pearls Before Swine | It’s A Symbol | One/Every/One Thing | Waiter | Never His Father’s Son | Baghdad Etude | The Scare Crow | Spirit | The Embrace | Supper | Dana’s Got Hips | If You Believe in Cause and Effect | I Used to Write All The Time | The Squirrel Interviews Satan | Kow Pow | Cougars, Tigers, and Milfs, Oh My
Stories of Fewer Than 500 Words
Chivalry (209 words) | The Barely Tale (245 words) | Dilemma (282 words) | All Children In His Eyes (293 words) | Congratulations (357 words) | The Turbine (383 words) | Big Mac with Fries (389 words) | In Their Own Words: Famous Dutch Philosophers (451 words) | Scalene (456 words) | Page 193-195 of The Norton Anthology of Self-Indulgent White Boy Writers (496 words) | A Perfect Conversation (7 words) | Existential Job (478 words)| John 11:35 (419 words)
Stories of Greater Than 5000 Words
Sung Lee’s (6578 words) | Three Kinds of Love (6082 words) | Waiting for Michelle (5390 words) | Christmas Story (5235 words)
